|—||Something my friend told me the other day (via cuntshapedbox)|
sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
my heart says yes but my mom says no
dis bitch look like a above ground radish
reallycoolfork the sloth one is your life so says Erica.
oh my GOD
did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine
no she did it because she wasn’t ready for the test (even though she said she was)
a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.